May 2013
29 posts
drarna:
how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
share an emotional hug
during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
bad-wolf-of-baskerville:
authocracy:
kingcheddarxvii:
do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”
…why is this so uplifting
I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.
April 2013
152 posts
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned